Friday, August 31, 2012

An End to an Era

As many of you may have heard today, America has faced one of our toughest tragedies to date. This tragedy is so tremendous, that it will shock those around the world. Today, we were informed by the Music Television network, or MTV, that the world's greatest treasure, Jersey Shore, will be cancelled after its sixth season. This news was bittersweet. Perhaps more bitter if anything. But all great things must one day come to an end. And knowing Snooki, JWOWW, Deena, Sammi, Ronnie, Pauly, and Vinnie, (and I guess Mike...), they will not go out without having one amazing summer for us to watch. I have compiled a collection of gifs/videos/pictures that highlight the past five seasons of this artistic masterpiece. Enjoy:



Can't forget about Angelina


Sunday, August 12, 2012

The Top 5 Overplayed Songs on the Radio

These are the only songs that are on the radio within every hour. In some instances, they've ended up on two of the three radio stations. And one rare occasion, one song on three different stations at the same time... Listen to them again here:

5. Somebody that I Used to Know
It's not indie or hipster if it's on three Top 40 radio stations at once.

4. Payphone
You're stuck at a payphone all day because they got disconnected in the last decade.

3. Give Your Heart a Break
How about we get a break from you crying all the time...

2. Niggas in Paris
We get it. Kanye and Jay-Z are fucking boss.

1. Call Me Maybe
The one song that cannot get too old or annoying, unless someone other than yourself starts to sing along and you need to shoot them. And watch this parody for a lawl: