The Top 5 Overplayed Songs on the Radio

These are the only songs that are on the radio within every hour. In some instances, they've ended up on two of the three radio stations. And one rare occasion, one song on three different stations at the same time... Listen to them again here:

5. Somebody that I Used to Know
It's not indie or hipster if it's on three Top 40 radio stations at once.

4. Payphone
You're stuck at a payphone all day because they got disconnected in the last decade.

3. Give Your Heart a Break
How about we get a break from you crying all the time...

2. Niggas in Paris
We get it. Kanye and Jay-Z are fucking boss.

1. Call Me Maybe
The one song that cannot get too old or annoying, unless someone other than yourself starts to sing along and you need to shoot them. And watch this parody for a lawl:

Bitches on the Freeway

So I do write about cars and how amazing these cars are. But no Porsche, Mercedes or even Honda is going to be sick ass if the driver of that vehicle is a little bitch. I recently had to spend 4+ hours on the freeway driving to and back from a friend's birthday celebration. Never in my life have I been so frustrated. I had dealt with pretty much every annoyance that anyone could experience while driving on  the freeway.

Here is what pissed me off the most:

• Braking when the car in front of you slows down
• Braking to see the remains of a car accident
• Braking in general on the freeway is just not necessary
• Whenever my speedometer goes below 65 mph
• Whenever  I had to completely stop my car
• Driving behind some ghetto car that does not have functioning brake lights
• Driving behind some douche that thinks they're too cool to use their signals 
• Anyone that drives AT 65 mph in the FIRST lane of I-80
• When there is traffic only because people are BRAKING ON THE FREEWAY
• When I get stuck in the slow lane
• Trucks
• Hybrids
• Cars that tailgate my ass then pass me then drive slower than I am so that I have to pass them

So true

Basically, I wanted to kill myself. I was not even in the mood to stop for Starbucks because I just was so intent on getting home by lunchtime.  It took me a total of three hours to get from Fremont to Davis. No. That should never happen. Consider this blog post to be a Public Service Announcement for all Americans. If you cannot drive properly on the freeway, GTFO. 

Why is this car braking? WHY? GTFO!